Not sure how to describe the golf experience Mo, Garrett and
Matt had but hopefully a few brief sentences and a bunch of pictures will do
the trick.
Imagine you’re at a bar and you strike up a conversation
with a stranger that leads to discussing everything from politics and war to
women and sports. Before you know it you
do a 151 shot and you agree to a round of golf with the new friend, not
thinking it’ll actually happen. That’s
how it started.
After going to bed only hours before, we took the leap of
faith and woke up at 7am to meet our new friend Senor Robert. We
figured it’d be a 50-50 shot he’d show, but when we got downstairs he was there
waiting. What ensued is arguably one of
the greatest rounds of golf of our lives.
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Senor Robert, Matt, Mo and Garrett were all smiles |
When you drive through the
Playa Grande Golf Resort gates the
views of the endless cliffs with pristine turquoise water crashing against the
rocks immediately strike you. The course is designed by renowned architect
Robert Trent Jones, the same designer of Spyglass Hill in Pebble Beach, California. In fact, the course
is often referred to as the Pebble Beach of the Caribbean.
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The views made looking for your lost ball not nearly as depressing |
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Garrett takes in the pristine views from the fairway |
We teed off around 8:30am and after a few holes of mostly staring at the views and not paying attention to our golf game, we noticed we were the only ones on the course. Our caddies kept us on track and treated us like professionals by recommending clubs, providing distances, cleaning…and finding…our balls, lining up our putts, etc.
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Matt found himself in the rough throughout the day... |
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Mo sets up his putt against a postcard-like backdrop |
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Several holes, such as this one, called for a cross-canyon tee shot |
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We were the only golfers on the course so we stopped to take photos whenever possible |
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Be sure not to hook it or you'll be swimming with the fishes |
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Mo lines up one of his handful of birdie putts - he birdied two holes on the day |
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Matt toes the edge of one of the many Playa Grande cliffs |
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Garrett and Matt enjoy one of the many picturesque scenes |
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Garrett tees off with the beautiful Playa Grande in the background |
The views continued to get better on each hole and peaked on
the 13th where the green over looked the famous Playa Grande beach,
considered one of the top 10 beaches in the world. Again, we took note that still no one else
had teed off and we had the entire world-class golf course to ourselves like we
were playing in our own backyard.
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The view of Playa Grande beach from the 13th green |
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The boys were on cloud nine the whole round |
We picked up a few words and learned a few lessons throughout the round such as:
* Gorilla Grande –
A big dude who hits the ball a long way; Mo and Garrett were referenced as a Gorilla Grandes on several occasions
* Dominican Gimme –
Gimmes in the Dominican are an extra club length
* Putter – Putter in
Spanish is Putter
* Mierda – Literally
translates to ‘shit’ and was used by the caddies after Matt teed off saying “en
la mierda otro vez” or 'in the shit again'
* Dame Gasolina –
What you say when you hit a putt short as if it ran out of gas
* Luna – When you hit a ball sky high off the tee
We wrapped up the round in the early afternoon on Tuesday
and we are still on a high from the experience.
Huge, huge thanks to Senor Robert for hosting us on an absolutely phenomenal experience and adding such an invaluable excursion to our trip.